Once a month on a Sunday I have to park elsewhere whilst the parking building is cleaned.
The concrete cleaning machine which does this produces a huge amount of black silt which settles on any surface.
A few years ago my car was immobile for many months, waiting for a part to arrive from Germany. When the carpark was cleaned my car was the only one there and someone drew dicks into the silt.
And they did it again each subsequent month, on each new layer of silt.
So many dicks.
Month after month after month, layer upon layer upon layer of dicks.
Wandering through the parking building today I took a moment to snap this photograph in appreciation of happy I am, that my car isn't covered in dicks.